What's on your nightstand?

[GoldenJeeper [JU]]

Anybody who keeps a weapon on their nightstand should make use of it by /self

Agreed. Paranoid twits will shoot themselves or their family one day.

 

[jwrape [JU]]

Under the matress Colt 32 with clip. Old gun my G-father gave me from his Cop days.

 

[o0MEGA0o [JU]]

alarm clock, phone base, cellphone cradle/charger, a basket type thing i throw my moneyclip/watch/keys/change in.

 

[mightytyke [JU]]

Lamp
corded phone
flashlight
Bose radio
tv remote
book

Top drawer
Condoms
Astroglide

Bottom drawer of nightstand
Glock 21
Beretta 96FS
Ka-Bar knife



I have to keep the alarm clock on the other side of the room on the dresser so I don't shut it off.

 

[ArizonaJeeper [JU]]

Phone that is turned off...TV Remote and ear plugs
J

 

[Hedley Lamarr [JU]]

Agreed. Paranoid twits will shoot themselves or their family one day.

They wake up to answer the gun. BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[1gpndude [JU]]

Judging by the replies, there must be some serious going on with this group.













Edit: I can't spell.

 

[mightytyke [JU]]

They wake up to answer the gun. BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's why mine are in the bottom drawer of my nightstand and they are not loaded. I do have clips loaded for them in the drawer though.


There's an MS13 member (he and his friends appear that way) that lives in my building. Surprisingly enough the car thefts and car break-ins have gone down dramatically in my neighborhood. He's a pretty cool dude.

 

[Taggart [JU]]

Now, I am a firm believer in the 2nd Amendment, but do you guys really expect to be woken up from a sound sleep in the middle of a gun battle?

No, I expect to be awakened by the sound of the door being forced, and the alarm going off. The gun battle comes afterward.

Nightstand stuff (I have two, since I'm not WT):
lamps
alarm clock
telephone
books and magazines

In drawers:
old cell phone (kept charged, can only call 911)
a couple flashlights (one is a blinding tactical model)
a bunch of old keys of which I'm not sure the purpose
various KY and Trojan products (that heating stuff IS good)
massage oil
porn
phone books from about 5 years ago
old remote controls to stuff I no longer own
other junk that probably should be thrown out

The handgun's in a holster under my side of the mattress.

 

[Hedley Lamarr [JU]]

Nightstand stuff (I have two, since I'm single):

:winky:

 

[Vamkie [JU]]

2 alarm clocks, telephone with answering machine,
wifes glasses and contact solution.

three drawers of stuff of my wife's I think mostly books

 

[Plat99wj [JU]]

I keep a handgun within reach, but since I have two young children, have to keep it outa site... Other than that, glass of water, a couple books, alarm clock, Cabelas catalog, and latest issue of Outdoor Photographer.

 

[Taggart [JU]]

:winky:

Trew--even when someone's sleeping on the other side, she can take a drawer, but it's still MY nightstand.

By the way, all the sex stuff is in the stand on her side, so she can pick and choose. I am a gentleman you know.

 

[Bullitt [JU]]

My wife likes that too? She has been keeping secrets from me. There is a free sample of that some where in our bedroom, might just have to give it a try.

I think you'll both prefer it. It's the closest thing to nature

 

[Taggart [JU]]

I think you'll both prefer it. It's the closest thing to nature

It smells like old fish?

 

[Kordax [JU]]

So, what's on your nightstand when you're sleeping?

This is standard operating procedure for me, and I'll usually rotate the NAA .22 Mini-mag out with my S&W 340PD:

Hopefully pointed toward you.

 

[Hedley Lamarr [JU]]

It smells like old fish?

You made me laugh out loud. That earned you a donation of 250 points.

 

[evilghost [JU]]

Hopefully pointed toward you.

:bluefish:

 

[Taggart [JU]]

You made me laugh out loud. That earned you a donation of 250 points.

Better not let the missus see that.

 

[Bullitt [JU]]

It smells like old fish?

LOL! Now that's funny. :bluefish: