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What's on your nightstand?

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Silence [JU]

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WHAT AND IDIOT!! I HOPE SOMEONE BREAKS INTO YOUR DOUBLEWIDE AND YOU GRAB YOUR WEAPON HALF ASLEEP AND KILL A FAMILY MEMBER OR YOURSELF - DUMBASS
 
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evilghost [JU]

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Silence said:
WHAT AND IDIOT!! I HOPE SOMEONE BREAKS INTO YOUR DOUBLEWIDE AND YOU GRAB YOUR WEAPON HALF ASLEEP AND KILL A FAMILY MEMBER OR YOURSELF - DUMBASS
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RRRRRRRRRRAAAAR, I almost soiled my armor with that comment about the Double-Wide. Alabama + Firearms = HEEES A READNECK, MUSTA LIVE EN A TRAILER!!1111oneoneone11!. I have manual dexterity, it appears you don't (btw, your caps-lock key is on). I now how to handle a firearm. I hope someone breaks into your house and rapes you and your family while you look at that clock and lamp sitting on yours wishing it were a pistol. Of course, lets assume it takes the police 15 minutes to get there, no, I tell you what, 5 minutes. Even better, 45 seconds. In 45 seconds I could eviscerate you and feast upon your entrails.

If someone broke into my house I think I would have much bigger problems than the possibility of incorrectly identifying a target because I was "half-asleep". Someone breaking into my house would jolt me awake and I would summon the hatred of the ancients.

Of course, life is tough, tougher if you're stupid. Been a long hard road eh? I guess you could probably do what all the liberal ****bags and pseudo-LEOs drill into your head; just give the criminal what they want and they'll go away. :untrue:
 
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Silence [JU]

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RRRRRRRRRRAAAAR. I have manual dexterity. I now how to handle a firearm. I hope someone breaks into your house and rapes you and your family while you look at that clock and lamp sitting on yours wishing it were a firearm. Of course, lets assume it takes the police 15 minutes to get there, no, I tell you what, 5 minutes. Even better, 45 seconds. In 45 seconds I could eviscerate you and feast upon your entrails. Of course, life is tough, tougher if you're stupid. Been a long hard road eh? :untrue:
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No you are a pussy who would WET HIS PANTS when confronted by an attacker. I bet money on it :clapping:


In 45 seconds you would be crying for me to call off the dogs attached to your ass while I stood over you with a 12 gauge not some pussy night stand pea shooter :loser:


you on the otherhand will wake up in fear one night and grab your gun sleepy eyed and preforate a family member. Probably a good thing though because I can bet your whole family needs to be cleaned from the gene pool :laugh:
 
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Jeepnut28 [JU]

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evilghost said:
RRRRRRRRRRAAAAR. I have manual dexterity. I now how to handle a firearm. I hope someone breaks into your house and rapes you and your family while you look at that clock and lamp sitting on yours wishing it were a firearm. Of course, lets assume it takes the police 15 minutes to get there, no, I tell you what, 5 minutes. Even better, 45 seconds. In 45 seconds I could eviscerate you and feast upon your entrails. Of course, life is tough, tougher if you're stupid. Been a long hard road eh? :untrue:
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uh oh. I wouldnt go here if I were you....you have been warned


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evilghost [JU]

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No you are a pussy who would WET HIS PANTS when confronted by an attacker. I bet money on it :clapping:


In 45 seconds you would be crying for me to call off the dogs attached to your ass while I stood over you with a 12 gauge not some pussy night stand pea shooter :loser:


you on the otherhand will wake up in fear one night and grab your gun sleepy eyed and preforate a family member. Probably a good thing though because I can bet your whole family needs to be cleaned from the gene pool :laugh:
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So, help me clarify your position. I'm an idiot because I have a pistol on the nightstand, and, you're going to break into my house with a 12ga with some dogs too, who have a natural affinity to attach themselves to my ass (I have to wonder how you trained them to do that), to prove that I shouldn't have pistols on my nightstand? :rotflmao:

Lets continue the flame-war, I feel my E-Penis growing as we speak. :jiggy:
 
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evilghost [JU]

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Nathan is so angry he cannot comprehend the english language now. RAAAAAAAAAAAAR :twak:
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I think your entire point is very valid, and I'm a sure to destroy one of my family members. Just the other day my wife kicked my door in and set the alarm off, all while being next to me. Consequently, she also kicked the basement (woah, a double-wide with a basement?!) door in and set the alarm off. :rolleyes:
 
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Silence [JU]

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evilghost said:
I think your entire point is very valid, and I'm a sure to destroy one of my family members. Just the other day my wife kicked my door in and set the alarm off, all while being next to me. Consequently, she also kicked the basement (woah, a double-wide with a basement?!) door in and set the alarm off. :rolleyes:
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I call :bsflag: on the fact that a turd like you has ever been with a woman /self now RAMBO :laughup:
 
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evilghost [JU]

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Well lookie here, seems I caught me a crapbag:

www.stickit.nu 65.172.113.140 - - [06/Oct/2005:15:12:09 -0500] "GET / HTTP/1.0" 200 3812 "http://jeepsunlimited.com/forums/member.php?userid=65080" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)"

What retard uses IE on XP to surf the Internet? You're asking for Malware aren't you Silence? Mandalay Bay Resort Group? BWHAHA. :laughup:

Let the fun begin....E-Penis has just grown an additional 3 inches. :pstpst:
 
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