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Thing I learned this weekend...

hjeepxj [JU]

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Yeah, dude.
Seriously, you need to put on the face that she doesn't mean chit to you. Be polite, but be cold. You're gonna be way worse if she pulls anything, so just suck it up for a few hours. You're almost done with her.

Take this, though: If she gets the impression you're over her already, it'll bug her. :yup: Even if she doesn't want you anymore, she wants you to miss her. Don't give her that. Give her the impression she is nothing.
I think that's the key to that general idea. :beerchug:

What does this guy do for her that you couldn't? Does the new man hit it the right way? What is wrong with you?
Seriously, I have no idea, I guess it's possible he's better than me in teh sack :rotflmao:. He seem's to be the "rebound guy" from several things she said to me. (for instance, I asked her how she could be w/someone after all we've been through so soon and how could she be with someone whom supposedly "knows" she still "loves" me. She replies with "this relationship could last for one or two weeks, it's not like I am head over heels for this new guy")

LOL, that sounds like me. Almost like flipping a light switch.
Seriously, that's all it is. I haven't lost my cool yet, but I can just imagine the twit financial advisor SOB saying something stupid or insulting to me and me coming unglued.
 
Be ready to dispose of 1 or 2 bodies if needed...
x2. Buy some bleach, some of that 6 mil black plastic roll stuff from Home Depot. Don't skimp. Get the thick stuff, you don't need an arm busting out while you are carrying the body out to the car. Use a .22 with subsonic rounds. Be prepared to shoot a lot as these bullets don't have much punch. There are a couple of threads about how to dispose of a body on JU somewhere - look at those but clear your cache, delete this thread and dump your computer to cover your tracks. Do a thorough clean up. Contact this guy for tips: http://topics.cnn.com/topics/drew_peterson

This message is purely for entertainment purposes and is not intended, in any way, to actually convey, real or imagined, any methodology, ideas, concepts, wandering thoughts, provocation, instruction or any other means to actually dispatch,snuff out, end life of, or in any way shape or form terminate the existinece of exGF and her new squeeze.
 

hjeepxj [JU]

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x2. Buy some bleach, some of that 6 mil black plastic roll stuff from Home Depot. Don't skimp. Get the thick stuff, you don't need an arm busting out while you are carrying the body out to the car. Use a .22 with subsonic rounds. Be prepared to shoot a lot as these bullets don't have much punch. There are a couple of threads about how to dispose of a body on JU somewhere - look at those but clear your cache, delete this thread and dump your computer to cover your tracks. Do a thorough clean up. Contact this guy for tips: http://topics.cnn.com/topics/drew_peterson
:jump:

Beautiful.
 
x2. Buy some bleach, some of that 6 mil black plastic roll stuff from Home Depot. Don't skimp. Get the thick stuff, you don't need an arm busting out while you are carrying the body out to the car. Use a .22 with subsonic rounds. Be prepared to shoot a lot as these bullets don't have much punch. There are a couple of threads about how to dispose of a body on JU somewhere - look at those but clear your cache, delete this thread and dump your computer to cover your tracks. Do a thorough clean up. Contact this guy for tips: http://topics.cnn.com/topics/drew_peterson
Don't forget to pay cash for all and, where possible, spread out purchases (i.e., don't buy bleach and plastic roll from the same store).
And I'd agree with everything else as far as covering your tracks, except even a semi-decent investigator could find a path back to this thread.

You're probably better off just going with a good assault and finding someone that can do it who is untraceable to you.
Honestly, if the bish and cawksucker are dead, then they aren't really regretting anything, are they?? Living incapacitated for a while (the longer, the better) is much more fitting, imo.

EDIT : Fawk...this chit doesn't make Clownfish or I accomplices in any way, does it?? :squint:

EDIT2 :
This message is purely for entertainment purposes and is not intended, in any way, to actually convey, real or imagined, any methodology, ideas, concepts, wandering thoughts, provocation, instruction or any other means to actually dispatch,snuff out, end life of, or in any way shape or form terminate the existinece of exGF and her new squeeze.
:thup2:
 

ToomsTJ [JU]

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Women are evil, men are stupid.

Cliffs:

Peanut head had never had a serious relationship, starts dating girl when she is 17 and he is 20 (TOO YOUNG?!)

Peanut head engages in 3+ year relationship with what was thought to be "the one".

Girl makes peanut head feel like buying a house is a good idea (again, she was "teh one" - FAWK should have listened to JU :eyeye: :flee: )

Turns out the girl felt differently but lead peanut head to believe differently.

Girl leaves stuff @ shared house gets an apartment, tells peanut head she won't date anyone, evil woman decides it will be a good idea to date someone and lie about it. Girl decides it would be a good idea to use house as personal storage while dating (fawking?) other guy.

Girl lies to peanut head and possibly ruins his ability to trust another female. Ever.





THANK GOD Peanut head has a job that keeps him busy.

But why must I always learn things the hard way? Disadvantage to being young and dumb.
That's a big negative, I have the advantage of being a male, I get over sh!t quickly. :2cents:
Really? You were just saying you'll never trust another female again.

Nice backpeddle. Just </self>
 
LOL. bunch of chittalkers in this thread that are acting all big and bad ass.........

you know that bitch still has your balls in her purse and you are going to give her anything she wants when she comes over.....

she's probably gonna even have you serve the new guy (who she definately has gone farther with that she has let on) a beer or two.
 
LOL. bunch of chittalkers in this thread that are acting all big and bad ass.........

you know that bitch still has your balls in her purse and you are going to give her anything she wants when she comes over.....

she's probably gonna even have you serve the new guy (who she definately has gone farther with that she has let on) a beer or two.
Is that what you did?
 

ToomsTJ [JU]

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LOL. bunch of chittalkers in this thread that are acting all big and bad ass.........

you know that bitch still has your balls in her purse and you are going to give her anything she wants when she comes over.....

she's probably gonna even have you serve the new guy (who she definately has gone farther with that she has let on) a beer or two.
I can't believe only you and Duane agree with me. Good lord what is JU coming to when everyone boohoos with a kid who just got :owned: by a chick.
 
Good lord what is JU coming to when everyone boohoos with a kid who just got :owned: by a chick.
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
I actually thought, earlier, that, between this thread and mudgreentj's B&E rant, things seemed a little soft in the OT. I expected some heat from a few of the regulars there and WAAAAY more here.
 
Is that what you did?



nope. I tossed all of the cheating whore's clothing and belongings into the garage, and she left my house carry her crap out in garbage bags, then I changed the locks and wiped out all of our bank accounts.

I then told her she had 5 days to get her furniture out of my house with the help of only her father (I told her he was the only man I would let into my home to help her) or I would be delivering it on her mother's lawn.....
 
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